The Premature Burial

futuremrpresident: teleologyofdeath: futuremrpresident: Your hair doesn’t match your eyebrows....

Sun, 20 May 2012 22:08:06 +0100

teleologyofdeath:

futuremrpresident:

Your hair doesn’t match your eyebrows. You need to cut it. I’ll get the scissors.

……… -Looks positively murderous and touches his hair defensively, biting his lower lip to stifle a shuddering moan.- Don’t you dare.

Why not? At least let me groom it for you.

…. Only if you swear you won’t cut it. -Knows this is a very very bad idea. But his beautiful hair simply needs care, love and attention. And recognition.-

futuremrpresident: Your hair doesn’t match your eyebrows. You need to cut it. I’ll get the...

Sun, 20 May 2012 22:00:46 +0100

futuremrpresident:

Your hair doesn’t match your eyebrows. You need to cut it. I’ll get the scissors.

……… -Looks positively murderous and touches his hair defensively, biting his lower lip to stifle a shuddering moan.- Don’t you dare.

futuremrpresident: teleologyofdeath: futuremrpresident: teleologyofdeath: Nngh....

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:38:19 +0100

futuremrpresident:

teleologyofdeath:

futuremrpresident:

teleologyofdeath:

Nngh. Perfection.

-licks his fingers and smooths them over Lucifer’s eyebrows, shuddering violently-

………………………. -Stares at him all the while, thoroughly traumatised.-
Raphael.

… Yes? -examines Lucifer’s eyebrows closely and grooms them once more to keep a stray from getting them out of order-

-Swats those thick fingers away.- What the hell? Stop that, you weirdo!

science-not-superstition replied to your post: MA: Your hair is growing unnaturally fast, but you don’t want to cut it. Stroking your long, luscious locks brings you great, great sexual satisfaction. -Touches. Still has NEEDS-

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:35:46 +0100

-If she’s touching his wonderful hair, he’s definitely groaning in pure pleasure.-

futuremrpresident: teleologyofdeath: Nngh. Perfection. -licks...

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:34:25 +0100

futuremrpresident:

teleologyofdeath:

Nngh. Perfection.

-licks his fingers and smooths them over Lucifer’s eyebrows, shuddering violently-

………………………. -Stares at him all the while, thoroughly traumatised.-
Raphael.

futuremrpresident: teleologyofdeath replied to your post: M!A: You are now obsessed with eyebrows....

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:33:26 +0100

futuremrpresident:

teleologyofdeath replied to your post: M!A: You are now obsessed with eyebrows. The thicker, the better. You just want to lick the tips of your fingers and smooth them over those magnificent facial features, deriving immense sexual pleasure from both the sight and the act.

Huh? What’s this all about now?

… You have pretty eyebrows. Let me touch them.

…. No. -Idly braids his luscious hair.-

Nngh. Perfection.

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:32:01 +0100

Nngh. Perfection.

MA: Your hair is growing unnaturally fast, but you don't want to cut it. Stroking your long, luscious locks brings you great, great sexual satisfaction.

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:27:33 +0100

…. Whatthe——Mmmmhh. I’m just going to … whip it back and forth.

Good guy, Lucifer.

Tue, 15 May 2012 16:55:29 +0100

Good guy, Lucifer.

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 10:29:42 +0100

a—smooth—criminal:

-gives all of gas. it’s painful-

but ily no mateter how u tyep okai jus so yuo no.

… it should be mentioned when I tried to type “you” wrong, I did it correctly. So I’m really fucking stupid. xD;;

RIGHT? Dude. I need to post some of my Omegle trolls on here. Because I did some fucking hilarious shit.

-Rubs your tummy to make you feel better-

okai gud cus i rly loev u n i wud crey.

I have such a hard time typing like that. It takes 100% extra effort. Whereas when I don’t do it intentionally, it just comes out like it’s second nature.

You should. I’d laugh my arse off.

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:59:21 +0100

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

MORNING BBY. <3 How did you sleep?

I slept well! And you? <3

I slept goodles. c: How are you this morning? It’s been a while since I’ve been able to talk with you. :c

Good. I’m glad to hear that, lovely.
I know. Fucking timezones. I’m groggy. I need coffee and love.

-loves endlessly by pouring scalding coffee all over your body and watching as it flares up redder than a tomato. because red is the color of love.-

-ARGH IT HURTS SO GOOD. except not. Because I hate being burnt. And smelling like coffee. Cries forever. Y u do dis ;_; -

-because i mother fucking can. duh. iz okai. we can take niec, long shower togethz okai?-

Do I owe you a reply on student!dean?

-Rocks back and forth on the bed, murmuring “redrum”.-
I think so - last time I checked you did. But take your time, my gorgeous lover.

-has horrible gas. enjoy further redrum.-

Okay! And my time is taken now. And apparently I have dyslexia because I almost typed “tiamken” instead of “time taken.” ._.;; wtf. Also, check this out. I was dying.

-Wants to have gas. So much.-

wut i tyep liek dat it normal ryt?
I just pissed myself laughing. Oh god. The sushi takeout menu thing killed me.

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:46:19 +0100

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

MORNING BBY. <3 How did you sleep?

I slept well! And you? <3

I slept goodles. c: How are you this morning? It’s been a while since I’ve been able to talk with you. :c

Good. I’m glad to hear that, lovely.
I know. Fucking timezones. I’m groggy. I need coffee and love.

-loves endlessly by pouring scalding coffee all over your body and watching as it flares up redder than a tomato. because red is the color of love.-

-ARGH IT HURTS SO GOOD. except not. Because I hate being burnt. And smelling like coffee. Cries forever. Y u do dis ;_; -

-because i mother fucking can. duh. iz okai. we can take niec, long shower togethz okai?-

Do I owe you a reply on student!dean?

-Rocks back and forth on the bed, murmuring “redrum”.-
I think so - last time I checked you did. But take your time, my gorgeous lover.

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:41:50 +0100

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

MORNING BBY. <3 How did you sleep?

I slept well! And you? <3

I slept goodles. c: How are you this morning? It’s been a while since I’ve been able to talk with you. :c

Good. I’m glad to hear that, lovely.
I know. Fucking timezones. I’m groggy. I need coffee and love.

-loves endlessly by pouring scalding coffee all over your body and watching as it flares up redder than a tomato. because red is the color of love.-

-ARGH IT HURTS SO GOOD. except not. Because I hate being burnt. And smelling like coffee. Cries forever. Y u do dis ;_; -

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:31:28 +0100

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath:

castiellangell:

MORNING BBY. <3 How did you sleep?

I slept well! And you? <3

I slept goodles. c: How are you this morning? It’s been a while since I’ve been able to talk with you. :c

Good. I’m glad to hear that, lovely.
I know. Fucking timezones. I’m groggy. I need coffee and love.

castiellangell: teleologyofdeath started following you …… You’re not Lucifer. … Yes, I am...

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:24:16 +0100

castiellangell:

teleologyofdeath started following you

……

You’re not Lucifer.

… Yes, I am Lucifer. How do you know my name?

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:22:15 +0100

willyouwalkintomyparlour:

Your breakfast snacks are always the best. Always. So here, have a picture of Scarlett Johansson eating a strawberry because reasons.

….OH YES. Scarlett x strawberries= OTP.

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:19:14 +0100

castiellangell:

MORNING BBY. <3 How did you sleep?

I slept well! And you? <3

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 08:56:19 +0100

willyouwalkintomyparlour:

teleologyofdeath:

willyouwalkintomyparlour:

Good mooorrnniiinngggg. <33

Hello beautiful. And hoooow are you today?

Good good good <3 <3 Slept well?

Glad to hear that. And I did! Getting my coffee and strawberries now.

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 08:44:36 +0100

willyouwalkintomyparlour:

Good mooorrnniiinngggg. <33

Hello beautiful. And hoooow are you today?

|| mooorning.

Fri, 11 May 2012 08:29:12 +0100